Tense Up My Boobs!

Angie has been taking Fancl's Tense Up recently and she handed me a box to try on Sunday.

About a year ago, I remember speaking to a skinny, yet really boobilicious colleague of mine... After eyeing her very very very nice pair of boobs for the longest time, I couldnt take it and questioned her.

"Eh... I really really have to ask... but how come you are so skinny but your boobs are so big?"

She laughed and said, "I tried Tense Up last time and it didn't do anything for my skin, but my boobs got bigger."

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!", I cried.

I swore to drink Tense Up by the gallon, but I guess I never got round to it.

Now that Angie has started drinking Tense Up, I grilled her, but she said her boobs are the same.

My boobs are as flat as ever. And the only thing that will ever get bigger is probably my butt.

Why do the cool things never happen to me?

Bah.

Is It JUST Me?

I was reading The Straits Times' Mind Your Body edition today.

Splashed across it's front page was the headline, "(No) Sex and the Singapore Girl - Why is she turned off? Can a drug get her interested again?"

Holding the paper, I wondered to myself, "How come I don't have this problem?" I think I have more of a problem that I CAN'T be turned off.

Sheesh. (Poor Jem huh?)

Mebbe they should extract some of my hormones and pack it into a little pill and give it to these poor girls.

Boy would I be glad to help.

Hee. :)

Zombified.

Im bored to death here in Zurich.

Went to town yesterday and didn't do any shopping coz saving moo-lah for house.

So I just stood outside the Rolex shop window and pouted.

Oh and Im so blur-cock i brought Euros instead of Swiss Francs with me can?

I realised my mistake while I was boarding the bus to the hotel. I was mentally going "shitshitshit!", while trying to look cool and nonchalant.

Fuck.

I'm such a bimbo even I can't stand myself.

Oh and believe it or not, my hotel room has an excercise bike. I tot it was pretty cool.

I can ride on the bike naked while muching chocolates and watching TV.

;p

I wanna go home.

Not-So-New-Pictures of my New Year's.

Ok so this is superduperwuper belated. Sorry la. ;p

Nevertheless..........

I had a GREAT trip with my dear, dear Melinda. We did a FRA/NY together and had a wonderful time catching up, gossiping and blowing our budgets shopping. :)

New York is beautiful during Christmas, though it is SUPER crowded.... geez. Its like everyone there was a tourist.

Had some nice pics taken by her friend, Michele, who came down from Montreal to meet her in NY.

We had really good steak in NY, watched a Broadway musical (my dream come true!!) (oh and I watched Hairspray. It was SO GOOD!. I swear... I couldn't stop smiling thoughout the show).

Celebrated our New Year's in Frankfurt. We welcomed the New Year standing out in -2 Degrees weather with NO coat on, drinking champange and watching the fireworks.

I staggered back to my room quite drunk, called Jem up, slurred a, "Happy New Year!" And lay down and conked out.

What a trip. :)

New York!

Melinda and Me! *muax*

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New York through a fisheye lens.. :)

Hey! Green M&M! :)

Standing in the middle of the road at Times Square. Only possible coz it was 7am on a Sunday morning :)

Mel bought an iPhone!

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Just coz i love the bright snowflake in the background... :)

And this is so cool... that's one million dollars worth of pennies on the ground at Rockerfeller centre, and of course the big Christmas tree!

And ushering in the New Year in Frankfurt!

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Love you Mel and hope we see each other soon! :)

Happiness...

Sooo.... yeah. Lots of things have happened within a month. :)

Jem got down on one knee on Christmas Day... And yes I cried my eyes out. ;p

(Or was it coz of the blinding brightness of the Brilliant Rose? kekeke.. ;) )

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And I booked a house today. Though the transaction is not 100% through yet, its exciting and I'm hoping (and praying!) for everything to go well.

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I'm nervous as hell.

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But I'm so happy.

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I haven't felt this happy for a long long time. :)

Amazing Race Melaka

Just coz we are so full of nonsense... :)

Day Trippin

Keong, MH, Ron and I did our Virgin Roadtrip to Malacca for a day, just so that we could eat their famous Chendol and Satay Celup!

So there was direction-impaired me flipping the map trying desperately to give directions. Thank God we got there safe and sound, no thanks to me.

All I just did was read out the printed instructions to Jem. :p

Visited my dear Gwen's Mum's Chendol shop along Jonker Street. It was EXCELLENT!!! Yum! Thank you Gwen and Auntie! :)

Oh and of course the Satay Celup was super tasty (most prob coz they re-use the satay sauce.. But thank God we were one of the first customers of the day. I honestly dun think I can bring myself to eat re-used satay sauce.... (But skali our sauce was re-used from the previous day??! No wonder so sedap la... ;p)

Ron of course did a lovely collage of our Malacca photos on her bloggie.

But me no skill so I just slap my photos here.

Haha.... Dammit.

MELAKA!

Being silly while driving along the North-South Highway



LoveLoveLove. :)


Ron and Me. She's so preettyy. I dun like you. *jealous*


Gwen's Mummy!!! I feel like I taking pic with celeb... haha. ;p


We salute you too Jem... for daring to wear that crazy hat! ;p

Oh and do check out our super lame spoof of the Amazing Race. I think its absolutely hilarious. :) I love that we are so goofy... haha.

I Was Just Going for a Facial!!

Had my facial at White Sands today..

I was done about five and went to the ladies to pee.

So there I was, makeup-less and all blotchy faced from my sqeezed blackheads (could I have possibly looked any worse??)

I was just leaving when a 50 something lady called out to me, it was then i noticed she was bleeding profusely from the nose. It got progressively worse within the minute and she wanted to go see a doc.

I told her I would bring her 2 floors up to the clinic. She was contantly bleeding and choking on her blood I started to panic.

I mean, Im liked first aid trained. But wat the fuck is supposed to be my first course of action? SHITSHITSHIT!!!

I rushed her to the docs, screeched at the nurses that I had a lady with a really bad case of nose bleed. She kept choking so bad I had to bring her back to the ladies. Others came to help and someone managed to get the doc over.

The Doc said it was bad and that it was off to the hospital for her. She was so panicky I felt so sorry for her. I asked if she had any personal belongings and she told me it was under her counter at her work place. So I went down to the shop to get her handbag.

I know that someone had already informed her supervisor so when I approached him, I told him about his staff and that I was here to take her handbag as she had to go to the hospital. He gave me a "LOOK", and practically rolled his eyes, as if to say, "how troublesome." Did he even ask how she was? NO. He didn't even bother to go take a look to see how she was!! I snatched the bag from him, gave him my best "uppercrust English accent", glared at him and said, "Im sure that is fine with you?" He nodded and i stormed off.

I honestly dont know how effective that was since I looked like I kena langar by lorry.

Damn.

So I rushed back up and within minutes the ambulance came. I asked if she wanted me to stay with her and she said, "yes please." So I stayed with her... the paramedics all tot it was so strange that an absolute stranger would be staying with her... But I din care.. As long as she wanted me around, I would stay.

So I held her hand as they wheeled her into the hospital, and I waited while the doctor treated her.

I went in to see her and she hugged me and cried so hard. Im glad I stayed for her.

I left when they told me that her daughter was on her way and they had to wheel her into observation.

Somehow I felt that people all thought I was strange and absolutely K.P.O. for staying with the lady. But I felt that all I was doing was what I would want anyone to do for my mum, should she ever need help.

I was shaking when I got home.

And I was just supposed to just have a very normal, relaxing facial.