Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I'm Bored.

(It's 10:30am - My house phone rings.)

*brring*

Me: Hallo?

Lady: Hi can I speak to Xiao Ying?

Me: Sorry I think you got the wrong number...

Lady: Is this DXO club?

Me: *sputters* NO.

I couldnt believe this was the second time someone called my home thinking this is DXO Club.

So I got fed up and got Ron to look for DXO's telephone number. Guess wat. The first seven numbers of our telephone numbers are the SAME. Only the last number differs. WOW.

My house is almost DXO.

(1:30pm - I'm snoozing on my bed and my house phone rings)

*brring*

Me: Hallo?

Mum: Hi Geri are you feeling better?

Me: Im sleeping...

Mum: You better drink more liang teh.. and you better sleep more blahblahblah..

Me: I AM sleeping mum...

Mum: Can you work tomorrow? Blahblahblahblah... Remember to rest more...

Me: I was sleeping mum....

We finally hung up. And now Im wide awake. Dammit.

Mothers...

So I was really bored and decided to bling my phone.


Cute? I know the four dots in the circles look like titties.
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Who cares. I like tits. And its got cute pink nipples.
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;)
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God I'm bored...

This Is SO Not Fun...

I hate tonsilitis.

Tonsillitis (ton-sil-lie-tiss) is an inflammation of the tonsils caused by an infection. In tonsillitis, the tonsils are enlarged, red, and often coated (either partly or entirely) by a substance that is yellow, gray, or white. Tonsillitis usually occurs as part of a pharyngitis (throat infection). Tonsilitis usually begins with sudden sore throat and painful swallowing.

I've been having constant fever for the past four days.

I've slept the past two days away.

I feel like a zombie.

I look like a zombie that has been run over by a truck.

Im entitled to be whiny.

Bite me.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Bee In My Bonnet

There's a freaking bee in my room.

Why is there a bee in my room?

Im hiding in my mum's room now coz the damn bee just can't find its way out my window.

I was happily tucked under my blanket, nursing my fever and using my comp when the damn bee suddenly flew in.

I was fine with it buzzing around my room until it started buzzing around ME.

I threw off my blanket and ran squealing to my mum's room.

Look. I leave you alone, you leave me alone. Got that?

I know Im sweet. Buzz off.

;p

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Its a Sign!

Dont you love spotting strange signages along the street...?

Was having dinner with Jem when I spotted this signboard across the street.

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I cant decide whether the guy who came up with the title of this karoke pub is brilliantly creative or has absolutely no imagination at all.
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But one thing's for sure, he has a strange sense of humor. :)
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I like. Hee Hee.
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And here's another sign I spotted while I was in Shanghai...


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"Smart Noshery Makes You Slobber"??!!
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I swear I burst into laughter when I spotted the huge restaurant signboard. It was so huge I couldnt snap a pic with my camera so I just took a pic of the smaller sign on their window.
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*Peeks into window to see if patrons are slobbering*
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;)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Cookie Monster

Baked cookies with Joshie over at my sister's place the other day.

I love baking. The smell of freshly baked cookies wafting through the house, eating the cookie dough straight from the mixing bowl (salmonella be dammed!) and most of all, eating my own cookies when im feeling homesick overseas.

Like most little boys (or men even...), Josh lost interest after the inital fun part of mixing everything together, went off to play by himself while I slogged over the mixing bowl and baking pan and only regained interest when the cookies were out of the oven.

He ate them faster than I could bake them.

Oh how I love that little minx to death.



Helping me beat the eggs
Folding in the flour...
*said like cookie monster* COOOKKIEEE!! YARRMARMMARMmm....

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

*ROAR*

As you guys know I have been in Johannesburg. So while there, Voon, Geraldine (Yes there was another Geraldine on my flight…), Ken and I went to visit Lion’s Park, a small private game reserve where they keep LOTS of lions… among some other animals. :)

It was kinda like a self-drive safari, so our driver just drove right through the reserve. And that made it feel very private and fun!

The first animal we spotted was a pretty giraffe (which I shall name Sweetie Pie). Soon after we spotted Sweetie Pie, he spotted us and started very purposefully striding towards us and before we knew it, he was poking his head into our vehicle window with us girls shrieking away. Finding nothing interesting to chew on, Sweetie Pie went off to harass the car behind us.

After going through the “Not-So-Scary-Animal” sanctuary, we headed into the lions pit and drove through the lion’s sanctuary. Honestly, the lions weren’t so scary either, coz they were all fed, happy and lazy. No growling, no pacing.. not even a damn purr. Guess the only sound we heard coming from them was snoring. *zzz*

I could have dangled my fat ass out of the window and they wouldn’t even have cared.

Not that my ass is even a delectable piece of meat…

Oh well.

After the drive through, we proceeded to “Hug-A-Cub”, were we could actually pat and take pics with the baby lion cubs. They were sweet, oh-so-cute.. and exactly like their sleepy adult relatives.

Now you must be wondering why the hell I named a Giraffe “Sweetie Pie”. Coz he was really such a sweetie pie!

We bought pellets to feed Sweetie Pie (He had happily made his way to the visitors feeding area….oh you smart thing you… *gush*) and allowed him to lick our hands to death.

I LOVVEEE his face and his expression. Its just melts my heart when he bats those long lashed eyes at me. I would have brought him home with me if I could’ve just squeezed him into my cargo bag.

*imagine look on my mom’s face when she spots Sweetie Pie chewing on her plant*


From left: Geraldine, Geraldine and Voon!

Sweetie Pie spots us...

Sweetie Pie peeks in...

And Sweetie Pie heads off to Ka Chiau the next car... ;p

He was VERY deep in thought. He literally blocked the road and and stood in that same position for ten minutes before he finished his (very long) train of thought.


Beautiful, abeit sleepy, lions. :)


Lion climbing up the tree!


*patpat* Niccee lion... Goood lion...


Group Pic!

*zzzz* *snore* *purr*


My hair smells nice? ;)


Its Sweetie Pie again!

*heartmelt*


"Tounge-ing" each other.. hehehe... *tbbpph*

Me, indignant that Sweetie Pie is trying to steal the whole bag of treats.


*chew* *chomp*

As we were traveling on the bus to Lion’s Park, Geraldine suddenly turned to me and exclaimed, “Now I know who you look like!”

I slowly turned to look at her and very apprehensively asked, “Who…?”

“Aiyah.. Im sure a lot of people have said this to you before…”

My heart clenched and I feared the worse. “No, it cant be again..”, I thought.

“You look like Cynthia Koh!”

WARRGHHH!!

*Opens door and flings myself out of moving van*

Friday, February 02, 2007

Its A Small World After All....

Guess who I bumped into on my flight to Johannesburg?

Its none other than Alex, Mr. Mua Ha Ha himself!

Mua ha ha....

;p

I couldnt believe it has almost been a year since we last met...

It was kinda strange coz he knew everything which has been going on in my life and I had nothing new to tell... so we sat down to lunch and I made him tell me everything that has been going on in HIS life.

And Im so happy to hear that he's getting married in October!

Congrats again babe! ;)



Sigh... All the good men are getting hitched.

*strikes off Alex's name in list of potentials for Angie*

;)