Must. Go. Out.

I realise I have no social life.

And Im quite depressed over it.

And I havent even dressed up to go out for quite a while.

The last time I did, Jem said, "You look tired."

So honestly, Im quite dejected.

Bleah.

Why I Haven't Been Blogging....

Why?

Coz Im too busy playing with my DS Lite.

Now shoo.

Bonked

I was happily standing in the bathtub showering when I spotted the sign pasted on the bathroom wall.

"Guests are reminded to use the bath mat to prevent slipping...."

"Bah", I scoffed to myself as I shampooed my hair. I've never used the bathmat before and I'VE never slipped before.

After all the conditioning, soaping and scrubbing.. I turned off the shower and reached for the bath towel and...

*WHEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee* *BONK*

A stunned, naked woman sprawled in the bathtub is NOT a pretty sight.

I couldn't BELIEVE how I was juussttt thinking about how I NEVER slipped... and I slipped.

This is so typical of my life.

I think God is always out to teach me a lesson. Harrumph.

And yes.. when I showered just now.. I used the bloody bathmat.

*rub bruised knee*

Game Addict

I'm totally hooked on the Nintendo DS Lite game, Diner Dash.

It's so bad that when I close my eyes at night before I sleep, I see little people waving at me to take their order or mop up a spill...

I LOVE IT!!!!

And...

I LOVE MY BABY PINK DS LITE!!!!

Thank you to the Steamboat Gang (ie. *take deep breath* DarenJennySharonMinghanAngieTerTerTiffany&Hafiz) for getting it for me!!! :)

Now back to my game... *taptaptap*

YAYYYY!!!!

Yes, thats me deliriously happy...


*pose* I think the baby pink suits me... ;) heeheehee...

Suddenly, waiting in long queues prove not to be a problem anymore.... :P

Float Away

After two weeks of planning to surprise Jem with a day spa session, and after LOTS of researching, I finally settled on a couple package at The Retreat spa at Changi Village Hotel..

When I saw that they offered a private sea-facing jacuzzi and chocolate fondue, I was SOLD. *chopstamp* hahaha...

So it was two weeks of lying to Jem that he had to attend one of those dreaded "Extended Family Gatherings"... I doubt he was looking forward to that!

He was sputtering and grumbling when I finally revealed my surprise. He said, "I'm not prepared to go for a spa... how much does it cost..." blahblahblah.... That Ingrate.

But after the therapist lead us to our private room, he shut up. Coz it was SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

It was kinda weird initially.. coz I've never been naked outdoors before.. even though it was supposedly private..

But after five minutes.. its was all bare skin and who cares who's watching??!

I loved every minute of it.

God I need to book one of those Banyan Tree Villas soon...

Spa Time!


Isn't it so sinfully lovely?!


Stoned but throughly relaxed after the massage...


Leaving the spa... byebye :(




Loving every minute... And each other. :)

I hope you liked it Dar! :)

Call In the Censorship Board!!!

As you know, I've been clearing out my stuff in preparation of The Big Move.

While rummaging through all my cards and letters from way back in Secondary school/poly... I stumbled upon a piece of paper which I had written and placed in my keepsake box.

Reading it now shocked me... it went:

THE MAKING OF A PU**Y

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pu**y to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit.
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold.
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin.
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout.
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell.
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was Macbee.
Touched and and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt.
He sucked it and f**cked it and called it a cunt.

I swear I can't remember where I copied it from... and I didn't know I had such a flithy mind.. even then.

Hahaha.... ;p

Way to go Geri!