Tigger Woods

In my latest bid for self improvement, I decided to pick up golf.

So Keong brought me to Orchid Country Club on Saturday afternoon to teach me the rudimentary basics of golf.
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Coach Keong started on his lesson. "Hold club liddat.. stand liddat..butt out... knees bend more.. hand straight... blahblahblah."
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My back started to ache within 5mins.
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Coach Keong started to lose his patience (and temper) with me in 10mins.
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I pouted and said he was a lousy teacher.
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He fumed and said I was a lousy student.
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Who asked Tiger Woods to make it look so easy. I would never have guessed it was so hard.
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And it was made harder when there were all the middle aged men watching me in amusement as I swung my golf club about like an idiot.
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I admit. I looked like the proverbial bimbo at the golfing range.
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Keong could only shake his head as he watched me make little leaps with my leg lifting off behind me after each swing.
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After whacking air for an hour, I finally got the hang of it. No more little leaps. No leg lifting.
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If fact, If i dare say so, I made some pretty nice, straight shots.
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Im hooked. :)
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So Coach... when's the next lesson?