Geri and the Giant Watermelon

Remember the story book James and the Giant Peach? (Hey Ron! I just realised... Another Great Porn Movie Title!! ;p)

Heh. Anywaayy...

So I discovered a Giant Watermelon in Osaka!

See?



It weighs 79.5kg! And see the cute little square watermelon next to it? SO CUTE!!!!

I can imagine the watermelon seeds inside the huge melon are like stones. ;p

How come they dun make a boob cream with the same hormones they inject these watermelons with? Imagine boobs that huge... then you can really go, "Why... what big melons you have..."

Argh. Im lame today.


I mean... trust the japanese to come up with a square watermelon so that they can fit it nicely into their refridgerators...

So on to a nice dinner! We had an Osaka speciality - Okonomiyaki panakes! YUM!




Among all the rubbish I bought, I lugged home these super sweet grapes! They are seriously yummy and every little bite is like a burst of bubblegum juice. *SQUIRT* hee.



Sad I had to leave home and head off to New York and leave the grapes behind....

Anybody going to Osaka? *pitiful pleading look*

;p