Back to Work!

It's back to work for me tonight...

But it's okay... coz im heading off to the Maldives!

So let me just pack my bag.... *throws in (short) shorts and bikini*... And Im DONE!

whee!

My friend just informed me of how they rented a convertible in LA blahblahblah.... THANKS babe... for making me feel really good about missing out on MY LA trip...

Ergh.

But its okay.

Coz I'm going to find some secluded spot on the beach tomorrow, lie down on the golden sand... and when im all hot and ready, I'll walk chest deep into the water, untie all my strings and go Au Naturel with Mr Parrot Fish.

SO THERE. Eat your heart out.

Speaking of Au Naturel... I was having a bath the other night, (NOTE: im blind as a bat without my glasses on) when suddenly something dark brown landed on my arm. I flicked my arm and it landed on my hip... i started panicking and jumping around and that brown THING jumped onto the bathroom floor and started RUNNING.

I flipped and started giving out strangled shrieks.. trying not to wake my whole neighbourhood up at 4am in the morning.. I flung open my shower door, did a fantastic, gymnastic leap out into the bathroom, grabbed my glasses and stood there dripping wet and shivering, eyeing that offending thing.

Oh, Hello. It's Mr. Gecko. He had the gall to stand there and blink at me. The cheek.

I gingerly stepped back in the shower, turned off the water, grabbed a towel and ran helter-skelter out of the bathroom.

If that was my grandma coming to visit me during this 7th Month... all i can say is, "Mak, Aku tak mo ini machiam mia visit... ok?"