That Little Square Foil Packet

Was walking round the cabin the other day, when I spotted a little brown packet on the floor.

And me, being the bodoh idiot that I usually am, bent down to pick it up and failed to not immediately realise what it was.

Wondering what it was, I took a closer look and spotted the words "ultra thin latex condom.."

And I freaked.

I gingerly held it at arms length with my fingertips and hurriedly threw it into the bin.

Did I unwittingly foil an attempt at the Mile High Club? Oh well.. TOO BAD.

See? Im so innocent. *adjusts halo*