Van Cock Please?

I've been repeating this story to everyone until they are telling me to shut up.

But I'm gonna repeat it here again. So sue me. ;p

Anyway I was having lunch in Mumbai and decided to order a coke.

I called the waitress over and proceeded to place my order.

"Excuse me, may I have a Coke please?"

The waitress looked confused for a minute and said, "Excuse me?"

So I repeated my order, "One Coke please?"

"Van cock?"

I was trying to stifle my laughter and beamed at her, "Yes, One coke."

"Hoo-kay.."

And off she went to get my order.

A minute later she approached me again.

"Excuse me.. You van Diet Cock or Regular Cock?"

At this point I was turning purple from holding back my laughter.

"I..I.. will just have the regular co-co-coKE, thank you."

I swear I was just DYING to say, "Honey, I would love to have a large Cock. But I'll just go for the regular Cock. I don't like skinny, malnourished Cocks..."

Ordering a glass of Coke will never be the same for me ever again.

;p