Tuesday, May 02, 2006

New Breakthrough in Cure for Tonsillitis!

My tonsils totally swelled up when I touched down yesterday morning.

IT HURT.

I got home and :

1. Gargled Bactidol
2. Drank many many cups of Chinese Cooling Tea
3. Drank lots and lots of water
4. Drank a solid dose of cold cold coca-cola
5. Drank bubble tea
6. Drank MORE cold cold coca-cola
7. Sucked Jem's cock

AND IM CURED TODAY!

I don't think Step 7 helped much though, although Jem swore it would help me.

Jem called earlier.. said he was feeling feverish. Hmm...... I wonder why. Any recommended remedies anyone? :)

On a different note...

I was speaking to a guy friend of mine whom I met not too long ago... He told me, "you have an attractive personality... so take care of yourself."

I'm stunned. This is an absolute revelation to me.

Ok, so I can accept the fact that I'm not attractive physically..

And now that I'm crowned Miss Personality *accepts sash and bouquet of flowers* ... What the hell am I supposed to do?

I've never been guarded around guys... I've always felt no guy would touch me with a ten-foot pole... I've always just been every guy's buddygirlfriend.

Oh well, that one-off comment is not going to change anything.

I'm just being me.

Love me or hate me. :)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hrm...#7 seems erm...erm...DAMN PRIVATE CAN!!!
wahahah...

anyway...ME LOVE YOU, Miss Personality! =)

p.s: im half-man.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Geri said...

Hahaha... its a joke la dear.. ;) And if u're half man... God knows what the hell I am... Anyway me love u too. You my dear.. are the Beauty Queen. :)

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah gerrrii!! jem must have alwyas wish u ghave ur tonsillitis...gosh wat the hell is that anyway but i assume its something to do with throat la...

i think every bf wil wish their gf have this sickness anyway

muackss...when wanna fly wt me!!

2:40 PM  
Blogger Geri said...

Gwen: Hey girl.. Its like swollen tonsils.. and its kinda gross. hahaha.. Please PLEASE do not suck anyone's cock when u have tonsillitis! hahaha..

I wanna fly with u too! Then can go do more stupid things together! hee hee :)

5:54 PM  

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